General Rant/Bitch/Moan Thread

KittyKat wrote:

Then who's the aunt we keep in the attic that no one wants to talk about?

Shh! We don't talk about her...

EHE, you forgot to feed and water her again.

My precious little Kittenbutt just went into heat for the first time....can't get her fixed for a couple months so now we have to listen to the insistent howling she makes- good thing she's cute...

yeah well this having to wait six weeks after 'mommy surgery' ain't helping my mood either LOL

EvilHippyEmperor wrote:

If we're a family, can I be the mad old uncle that everyone hopes won't talk to them at family get-togethers?

I was speaking with Morbid Doll, I think, about how we are all a big family and we said EHE was the creepy uncle who quotes Churchill, smells like gin and has his room in the basement but none of the kids were allowed to go there alone.

Maxmordon wrote:

EvilHippyEmperor wrote:

If we're a family, can I be the mad old uncle that everyone hopes won't talk to them at family get-togethers?

I was speaking with Morbid Doll, I think, about how we are all a big family and we said EHE was the creepy uncle who quotes Churchill, smells like gin and has his room in the basement but none of the kids were allowed to go there alone.

Their parents won't even allow them to go in there in groups.
Armed.

Kasmira wrote:

^^just dont sit on his lap.....

Oh go on, little Kasmira. Wiggle for your uncle EHE...

A tidbit rant..........Just as I'm getting enough courage to do the blue/black mohawk thing, I get a job that requires me to look like every tom, dick, and harry...uuuummm tomalina, dicksona, and harriet perhaps. I'm glad to finally have a job but it sux to have to conform. I can't even wear my piercings. I can't even color my hair. It has to be natural color. I wish I had done more things to get me into a field more suited to my taste in cultures.


Signed
Happy I have a job, bummed I have to conform

At first this was just funny, but then it soon escalated into just a nuissence. (read from the bottom)

From: Gingergoth
Date: Aug-17-08 08:05 PM
Subject: RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:bitch
I have reported and blocked you.

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From: Pristianus
Sent: Aug-17-08 08:03 PM


HAHAHA what will be the next? dragons,faries? THIS IS SOO FUCKING GAY HAHAH PLEASE STOP.
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From: Gingergoth
Sent: Aug-17-08 07:58 PM

You don't know jack about me, so this is for you:
[the image was that of a mugger being viciously attacked by a werewolf so I won't post it here]


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From: Pristianus
Sent: Aug-17-08 07:49 PM

Hmm oh yeah,you need a dick in your ass to respect a priest like me. But you must be another american fat ass that no one care about. Okay FUCK YOU AND DIE. There´s a lot of people who really need (GOD) and not a dildo.

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From: Gingergoth
Sent: Aug-17-08 07:38 PM

And this is supposed to intimidate me? You are definitely living up to the "anus" part of your name.

I'm a prick? You are the one that is using foul language at me. This really speaks massively of your character. You didn't have to message me in the first place.

And yes, I am a "gay lover" because I love the gays and the courage they stand up with in face of adversity and all that you "Christians" throw at them.

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From: Pristianus
Sent: Aug-17-08 07:23 PM

I have GOD what you have? You are a shame for my country! fuck you prick,you want a explanation bitch? well... I´m intelligent,because I study!. You are a fuck gay lover bitch. comen you are just an´ass.

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From: Gingergoth
Sent: Aug-17-08 07:16 PM

MY face is a result of genetics, but the picture you see is just a profile avatar--not what I really look like. Again with the explicatives, don't make an agnostic tell you what you shouldn't say.

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From: Pristianus
Sent: Aug-17-08 06:59 PM

Where did you get your face bitch?

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From: Gingergoth
Sent: Aug-17-08 06:04 PM

First off, as a Christian you should be above the world and not use such explicatives.
Secondly, I would rather be in hell with my own kind then in heaven with you. It's your god, your rules, you burn in hell.

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From: Pristianus
Sent: Aug-17-08 04:23 PM

tsc tsc tsc Mary.. when you will fuck learn? huh?

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From: Gingergoth
Sent: Aug-16-08 05:23 PM

ARROOOOO! You just made my day. I think it is You that has the demons.

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From: Pristianus
Sent: Aug-16-08 05:16 PM

You fucking ugly bitch,stop faking those demons to people. You need to accept GOD in your life.

whoa! Somebody's off their meds! If they're going to offend you and try to earn 'street cred' with their crude remarks least they could do is learn grammar and spelling.

Always use God when you lack your own brain...

Ginger_Snaps wrote:

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From: Pristianus
Sent: Aug-17-08 07:23 PM

I have GOD what you have? You are a shame for my country! fuck you prick,you want a explanation bitch? well... I´m intelligent,because I study!. You are a fuck gay lover bitch. comen you are just an´ass.

I am sure God, sorry GOD, must be soooo proud to be associated with this person. In just two lines this person shows how deeply to heart they took Christ's message of loving your neighbour. I would love to see this person's copy of the bible:


And they said unto him "Lord, who is my neighbour?"
And he replied: "fuck you prick,you want a explanation bitch?"



I am also forced to question what exactly this person does study? I think we can discount English for a start.

Their assertion that this study has made them intelligent also seems a touch presumptious to me. There is a world of difference between intelligence and education, but it rather appears to me that this person has successfully evaded both.

I am here to rant. I have been getting ready for a very large art show this coming weekend for months. Now Florida may be getting a hurricane, and I hope all is well, and no one is hurt, however, the rain from that hurricane is supposed to make it to Virginia by this weekend. Yes, this weekend. Which means the art show will be rained out, and there is no rain date. Cost 200 dollars to get in this show, and it will be shot!!! No refunds, no second chance.

I am angry.

Well that works out for the person hosting the show who gets to keep everyones $200..

I'll keep my fingers crossed that you have a dry spell till after your show!

I think my brains completely gone. I had a Dr ap last week- showed up a day late. We reschedule for today and I showed up 3 hours late - got my times mixed up. Argh! We're trying it again Wed. Hopefully I'll actually make it to this one...course I then have to explain that I'm living on another planet to my DR.

I think that's the problem- too many pills as it is!

KitKat on too many pills

...from the special effects team behind the original Star Trek.

KittyKat wrote:

I think my brains completely gone. I had a Dr ap last week- showed up a day late. We reschedule for today and I showed up 3 hours late - got my times mixed up. Argh! We're trying it again Wed. Hopefully I'll actually make it to this one...course I then have to explain that I'm living on another planet to my DR.

We have the opposite problem. We keep turning up to the GWE's appointments to be told "Oh, we've rescheduled it. Didn't you get the letter we never bothered sending?"

Because of the differing time zones... I'm always the only one on here...

My teeth hurt

I think this could be down to me chewing gum like a maniac in order to curb the cravings for a lovely cigarette or perhaps I am in the early stages of developing lockjaw. Some say that could be a blessing

Akasha'sMistake wrote:

Because of the differing time zones... I'm always the only one on here...

Actually it isn't the time zones at all, we're just avoiding you. We all log off as soon as you arrive, and send each other emails like "OMG it's her again! Doesn't she, like, get the message. And did you se what she was wearing?..."

Phase 2 is bumping into you as you walk by causing you to drop your lunch on the floor so we can point and laugh