ahoy there

hai there, im not actually called steve... im called richard, which is a crap name, am 16, live in manchester, i play guitar, bmx and draw things that generally disturb people anyway, im waffling now, see ya suckas ... for now

Hello Steve/Richard/Mo*
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There's nothing wrong with being "Richard."

At least, as long as you don't call yourself "Dick."

Why would anyone do that, anyway? We just hired some Dick at work, and I find it kind of disturbing to see a name tag that says "Dick." Maybe it's just me.

To be fair "Richard Turpin" or "Richard Tracy" would both have lacked the impact of their shortened form, although I feel "Richard van Dyke" was on a loser whatever he did.

To hear Dick randomly, would draw more attention than Richard.