- helen damnation wrote:
- I'm just dying for a RHPS to come to a venue near us! I have the clothes to be a perfect Magenta! Failing that I would dress up as a latex clad nun to see the Sound of Music
Do we get to sing the GB version of "My Favourite Things":
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Fishnets on girl’s legs and mohicans on Britons
Tattoos adorning alabaster skins
These are a few of my favourite things
Meaningless lyrics from the Sisters of Mercy
Men who call themselves Vlad, but are really named Percy
Your first nipple piercing, god how that stings
These are a few of my favourite things
Goths who spend hours on their make-up, then sit in the shadows
Chavs in their Burberry, who think we are the saddo’s
As they gibbon along all covered in bling
These are a few of my favourite things
Goths who are blind ‘cause they’re too vain to wear glasses
But they’re too cool to dance, so just sit on their arses
OK, so I dance like Gerry Anderson’s pulling my strings
But that’s also one of my favourite things
Girls who claim to be ‘Wiccan’ with no idea what that means
Vegetarian vampires, preying on helpless soya beans
Dani Filth gargling broken glass when he sings
These are a few of my favourite things
Boys in black leather and fishnets with slashes
Liquid eyeliner accenting their lashes
Ebony talons and fourteen piercings,
These are a few of my favourite things
Cruising the graveyard in inclement weather
Seeking Heathcliff for a roll in the heather
Gazing at twilight to see bats take wing,
These are a few of my favourite things
Corpuscle cocktails and gray squid ink noodles
Baking a pastry all filled up with poodles
Absinthe in goblets and rich blood pudding,
These are a few of my favourite things
Stoker and Lovecraft and Nancy Kilpatrick
Loving when Poe makes him put in that last brick
Vampires and werewolves and spirits haunting,
These are a few of my favourite things
Corsets so low-cut there's risk of exposure
Clubbers debating which one is a poseur
Music so loud all our ears are bleeding,
These are a few of my favourite things
Dressing in colours of midnight and ashes
"Dissing" the Master to earn forty lashes
Left in the dungeon all tied up till Spring,
These are a few of my favourite things!
Leather and lace and blindfolds and cuffs
Going down on men or swimming in muffs
Take to the bed or the checkered tiling
These are a few of my favorite things
Tied up and layed upon pretty red roses
Licking me down from my heart to my toses
Stopping in spots that you know make me sing
These are a few of my favorite things
Both men and the ladies dressed in vamp clothing
Eyeliner and lipstick on either, not loathing
Keeping in mind that both ways I swing
These are a few of my favorite things
When the cheques bounce
When the boss rings
When I’m feeling bad
I simply remember my favourite things
Then I don’t feel so sad
(With thanks to Fangtease and Arkhum for the additional lyrics)
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