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PostSubject: Men, England needs your donation!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:17 am

LONDON, England (AP) -- The British Fertility Society is warning that the UK is facing a shortage of men willing to donate their sperm.
Fertility clinics are struggling to recruit donors, have long waiting lists and high costs. In some parts of the country, there are no clinics at all.
The warning comes Wednesday in the British Medical Journal from Mark Hamilton and Allan Pacey, members of the fertility society's board of directors.
They say that part of the problem is that Britain banned anonymous sperm donation in 2005.
Children who were born to a donor can now trace their biological parents once they are 18.
About 4,000 women a year need donor sperm to become pregnant. In 2006, only 307 men registered to become donors.
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:11 pm

Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can do for your country.

Whilst I appreciate that the men of Britain need to pull together on this one, get a grip on themselves, and take the situation in hand; and whilst I have a great admiration for these 307 dedicated men who are working hard to satisfy 13 women each; I am afraid I am very fussy about who I give to, and I am only prepared to give if I can deliver in person.

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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:07 pm

EvilHippyEmperor wrote:
Ask not what your country can do for you, but rather what you can do for your country.

Whilst I appreciate that the men of Britain need to pull together on this one, get a grip on themselves, and take the situation in hand; and whilst I have a great admiration for these 307 dedicated men who are working hard to satisfy 13 women each; I am afraid I am very fussy about who I give to, and I am only prepared to give if I can deliver in person.

Once again, EHE, you've simultaneously made my day and made me choke on my coffee Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 8:58 pm

Appearing soon at an NHS office near you...

BRITONS!!

So drop those trousers and pick up your, um, gun! Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:17 pm

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Appearing soon at an NHS office near you...

BRITONS!!

So drop those trousers and pick up your, um, gun! Shocked

How can I do it if I have a mustachioed man in uniform looking at me affraid while I... serve the country...





Hello Nurse...
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:24 am

Will they accept international donations and how much does it pay?
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Fri Nov 14, 2008 12:32 pm

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Will they accept international donations

Can do, but to make it worthwhile you have to send at least three pints...
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and how much does it pay?
It doesn't pay. If it did no country could afford to have teenage boys.

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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Mon Nov 17, 2008 6:20 am

EvilHippyEmperor wrote:
Apocalypse wrote:
Will they accept international donations

Can do, but to make it worthwhile you have to send at least three pints...
Apocalypse wrote:
and how much does it pay?
It doesn't pay. If it did no country could afford to have teenage boys.

I've got no girlfriend and internet access, I could easily fill that order in a weekend alone. No pay though, I need something at least to cover the cost postage and refrigeration. I guess I'll pass too. Bummer.
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Mon Nov 17, 2008 4:07 pm

Damn, we were hoping you were going to come across the Atlantic to help us out.
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:05 pm

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Damn, we were hoping you were going to come across the Atlantic ...

Shocked
It'd be a pretty mean physical feat if he could do THAT!
I'd call the Guiness Book of World Records. What a Face
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Wed Nov 19, 2008 7:24 am

darkwave_71 wrote:
EvilHippyEmperor wrote:
Damn, we were hoping you were going to come across the Atlantic ...

Shocked
It'd be a pretty mean physical feat if he could do THAT!
I'd call the Guiness Book of World Records. What a Face

It's a good thing I wasn't drinking when I read this, or I'd need a new keyboard. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:29 am

Maxmordon wrote:

How can I do it if I have a mustachioed man in uniform looking at me affraid while I... serve the country...





Hello Nurse...

Not very British looking with those stars and strips though. You need something more like
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PostSubject: Re: Men, England needs your donation!   Mon Dec 01, 2008 4:52 am

Stephen Colbert is donating his. hah
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